Meet Meh-Mah & Her 8 Mischievous Minis
Merch Made By Dog People, For Dog People
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Meh-Mah & Glacier's Love Story ❤️
Meet Meh-Mah. 45 pounds of pure love, muscle, and strong opinions. She's beautiful, she's fierce, and she runs this pack—always has, always will. Meh-Mah was a trained hunter with the heart of a protector. She doesn't just watch over her family. She dominates it. Her paw on your chest means you're part of her world now. Her smile means you've earned her trust. And her love? Unconditional.
Then came Glacier. 90 pounds of gentle giant energy wrapped in fluffy white fur. He gives what we call "Glacier hugs"—full-body, all-in, love-bomb embraces. He loves everyone instantly. His DNA is incredible. He's one of the most attentive, loving dogs we've ever met.
Meh-Mah took one look at him and decided: He's mine.
Unlike every other dog she'd met, she didn't just accept Glacier—she chose him. And when Meh-Mah chooses you, you're family.
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Dogs in Our Pack
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Beautiful Minis
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Real Family
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Unconditional Love
THE 8 MINIS
Meet the Crew
ANUBIS
The Godly One
Looks like the deity he's named after. Long strong face, white feet, white-tipped tail, white chest patch. Quiet but strong. Tough-acting exterior, impossibly sweet interior. He leads by presence, not noise.
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SWITCH
The Confident One
One white eye. One brown eye. Black coat with a white left arm. She's got that hard-rocker energy—tough on the outside, loyal to her crew. She knows who she is and doesn't apologize for it.
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GRIBBLE
The Daddy's Boy
White and grey with red whispy hair. He hides under furniture like it's his kingdom and refuses to leave. But when he finds his person? He's all in. Gribble knows who his favorite is, and he's devoted.
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PRESSURE
The Silent Alpha
Big. Fluffy. All-white coat like his mama. He's the quiet strength in the room—chill but commanding. A little goofy, but there's real power underneath. Pressure doesn't need to talk. Everyone listens anyway.
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TANK
The Kissy One
White with cream sprinkled through his coat. Pure Glacier energy—loves like his dad does. He hops on your legs to give kisses. Tank doesn't just greet you. He celebrates you.
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IGGY
The Clever Girl
Outgoing. Loving. Full white. Wife's favorite (don't tell the others). She's cunning in the sweetest way—always figuring out how to get what she wants. Charming. Mischievous. Unstoppable.
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MAH-MI
The Prissy One
Smaller. Dainty. Cream-colored with a precious tuft of hair behind her neck and adorable pointy ears. She's prissy and sweet—comes up to you while you're cleaning and gives little kisses like she's blessing your work.
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JERSEY
The Stoic One
All black with brown and white spotted feet. Jersey is Pigpen from Peanuts—always dirty, always sitting in the toilet (we can't stop him). Barely any personality on the surface, which somehow makes him more adorable.
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What Makes Us Different?
Our Story. Our Why. Our Pack.
🐾 We weren't supposed to keep all 8 puppies.
Our plan was solid: birth them, support Meh-Mah, give them quality time with mama, then find good homes. Background checks required—these are Meh-Mah's babies. We don't play about ours, fr fr.
Then my wife hand-delivered all 8 with zero help. First time ever. While I'm at work. She opened those placental sacks with her bare hands, helped them take their first breath, and bonded so deep with each one that when I got home, she couldn't stop crying. Happy tears. That's when it started.
We watched them grow. Watched their wild personalities come alive. Tank with his kisses. Jersey sitting in the toilet. Switch being a complete badass. Anubis just vibing like a god. And somewhere between the chaos and the love and the mess, we looked at each other and said: These are ours. We're keeping them all.
Real talk: my career took a hit and rebuilding right now isn't the move. So we asked ourselves: how do we make this work for all 10 of us? How do we keep the pack together AND build something? The answer was obvious—start a business doing what we love, with who we love.
We're not a corporation playing dress-up in dog merch. We're a real family. 10 dogs. City dreamers turned country builders. And we believe dog people deserve products made by people who actually GET IT.
My wife brought the personality, the sassiness, the real-world style. I brought the business sense and web skills. No fluff. No corporate BS. Just raw stories about dogs that are actually ours, with personalities we actually live with every single day.
That's why we're here.
🐾 Our Products Are For You
Every product—from apparel to pet gear to everything in between—is designed for people like us. People who get "Glacier Dad Energy." People who laugh at "Puppy Chaos Coordinator" because they live it. People who see their dogs as family members, not accessories.
🐾 Join the Movement
When you wear our merch, you're not just wearing a brand. You're joining the pack. You're saying: "I get it. Dogs > People sometimes. And that's okay."
Real Love
Built on genuine family bonds, not corporate agendas
Authentic Stories
Every product tells the real story of our pack
Community
You're not a customer. You're part of the family